Fun Spam

You know, there are a lot of people who say writing doesn't matter. Then there are a lot of people who will form a first impression of someone based on their writing. I'm that second kind. Now, for the sake of argument, let's say you're a man. Let's say this isn't spam. It's still funny, isn't it?

"Greetings From LAURA

It is obvious that this email will come to you as a surprise, this is because we have not met before but i am inspired to sending you this e-mail In my quest for you. With opportunity that will be mutual benefit to two of us, However, I am MISS LAURA Anderson, by name and i am 30 years of age from South Africa.

I am lady with a pure heart and i am also born again christian. I want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am, then i hope you will like what you see and write me to my e.mail ?. My aim here is to meet a

man that will love me and be my husband then i will do the same thing to him and i will love him with all my heart .

I am not here for any
game and i am not looking for a player either so please if you are player dont bother to write me back but if you are seriously looking for a serious relationship like i do then lets make it happen . Write me to my email and i will write you back with my beautiful picture attach to it . Thank you and i hope to hear from you as soon as possible.

I believe we can move from here. Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life. Waiting for your email.

Yours
LAURA ANDERSON"